Thursday, January 19, 2012

Seriously?

Authors Note: Have you ever had one of those moments were you just go "Seriously?" Well I know I have! Here are some circumstances   that someone might say it.

"you just lost the game" "Seriously?" "Or this: I hate you!" "seriously?"   See? It almost goes around in everyday life! So now I ask you are you seriously reading this?!

Cuteness

 Author Note: The human eye is commonly attracted to something we call "cute" now I will narrow it down for you.

Cute, think about it, what pops into your head? Narrowing down the word cute will take some deep thinking, but I am prepared for that. Let's say for instance, that your staring off into space and then something or someone cute walks by, in most cases your eye would follow it. I'm here to answer: does it always do so? Well I tried to figure this out with experience, I sat in a moving vehicle, and stared straight out into the scenery, but from what I found, your eye gets attracted to anything moving. I've also done some internet surfing, and same results there, so I guess this leaves this with a conclusion, No your eye does not follow anything cute, it is just highly attracted to it.

Monday, January 9, 2012

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E Song Song.

Authors note: The Campfire song song is a sponge bob classic. Many kids love it. Even I still do, the just pure stupidity and humor of the show makes it a favorite of a decent amount of sponge bob lovers.

Lets gather around the campfire
And sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along

Patrick:
Pam Pam Pam...

SpongeBob:
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you dont think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Patrick!

Patrick:
Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...

SpongeBob:
Squidward good
It'll help
It'll help
If you just sing along!
O Yea!!


See? Every lyric is really ridicules and pointless but that's what makes this song amazing. I guess the lyrics make my humor grow and it makes me happy. What emotions does it give you? Please leave a comment!

Thursday, January 5, 2012

The Ultimate Grip!

Authors note: Writing a document about my favorite Christmas present a baseball bat. And I wanted to let you enjoy the exitement too!

Day 1

You probably don't know me, I'm still packaged up. But I am a present, not just any present but a Christmas present! Can't wait to be opened as a matter of fact. Well, I'm tired. Goodnight!

Day 2

Good news! Someone was shaking me, I was scared but also  really happy at the same time. It means someone is really exited to open me!

Day 5

Sorry I havn't written in a a while, Christmas is in three days! There has been a lot of commotion around the house I sure hope we're having Christmas at this house!

Day 8

CHRISTMAS! Only a couple more hours until we open presents.

Day 9

I am opened, and they love me! They take the most exited grip on me and i just love it! I really hope you enjoy your Christmas!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Summer Days

What do you like to you on a nice warm summer day? I like to play sports and go to the pool. But if you want to know my idea of a perfect summer day, well here it goes. I wake up in the morning and look outside, its sunny and warm. I go downstairs for breakfast and there waits eggs and coffee. After that i go annd get my friends, we play football at the park for a while, then go in for lunch, Which is lemonade and a ham sandwitch. We go to the pool in the afternoon and go out for dinner. Then we have a sleepover and stay up late. That's the best possible summer day!

The best sports athletes.

Arron Rodgers, Berry bondz. You know the names! But what if they werent around, what would change?
Say you wouldn't be as entertained with sports as much. Would you even play them? Those are somethings we'll never find out. Sports are my favorite entertainment. I play them every day!